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I'm very excited about my hockey season opener this evening in Hamilton. I've been off the ice all summer, and I'm looking forward to tying up my skates and getting back out there. Here is the press release from our team's GM Paulie. He's a funny guy: (Don't forget, this is a men's league hockey team - ie: Beer league)

Hot off the Canadian Press.

The Cavemen hockey franchise has come to terms with the fast & furious Jimmy Schwartz for the 2004-2005 winter season. In keeping with the team's policy, the terms of this contract were not disclosed.

A reliable source has contacted the Canadian Press. We believe the source may be Jim's paperboy. He claims the contract is full time hockey @ $325.00 like everyone else.

Ongoing conservations between the organization and Jimmy's agent finally put the icing on the cake last night. Jimmy was holding out for a few perks and benefits and finally he got what he thought he deserved. The Cavemen agreed, & incentives were hashed out, "he will play every third shift on a regular line this year". Said Paul Blain spokes person for the Hockey Club. Apparently Jim's agent loved the offer and agreed to a one-year contract.