This week’s quotes of the week come from Chris Rock.
“If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty. “
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.”
“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain’t got one.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o’ the doubt… You drive a flashy car down the freeway and the cops’ll pull y’over and before they even look they like ‘What the f**k are you doing?’ and then they see it’s you and they like ‘Awww man, it’s Chris Rock, it’s okay, man we thought you was a nigga’.”