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George Carlin quotes of the week

This week’s quotes of the week come from George Carlin.

‘”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?’

“Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.”

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”