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You wanna fight a Pork Chop? 8

Friday night brought my buddy Mark and I an interesting encounter with a very aggressive yet entertaining Portuguese individual. He walked up to us and asked us if we’d like to buy some ‘crack’. So Mark’s ‘tongue in cheek’ reply was “No thanks, I heard crack stunts your growth”. Seeing that the ‘crack dude’ wasn’t much taller than 5 feet, he took offense to it. He replied “Are you calling me short? You wanna fight a pork chop?” He put up his dukes up and started jumping around like a boxer from the 70′s. Then he put his arms around the 2 girls he was with and said “I got hot girls. Look at these girls, I got hot girls! You calling me short?” After laughing in his face as he danced around like a little pansy, he tried to take a couple swings at Mark. His girls were trying to drag him away, but he kept coming back. We got bored of his little dance after a while and jumped in a cab to leave, because he clearly wasn’t lucid. I remember driving away in the cab and looking out the window only to see the self proclaimed ‘Pork Chop’ fighting some other guys on the sidewalk.

The moral to the story, don’t do crack. 

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  • Anonymous

    ewwww! that looked so gross after watching tcm.. ewwww

    godsmack

  • Anonymous

    In my defense, I’ve got a small hatred for rude crack swindlers interupting an evening of innocent debauchery in my beloved Little Italy – hence the remark.

  • Anonymous

    … I’ve got nothing against short people :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14570550799052295231 Puma

    I am sorry, maybe I am just dense, but I still don’t get why in hell he called himself a pork chop….

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04454437680686627778 Jim

    Sarah – No worries, the term was new to me before moving to Toronto. A pork chop is a nickname for a Portuguese person. It would be like an Italian calling himself a wop. hehe.

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