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Charles Montgomery Burns quotes 2

I’m in a Simpson’s mood right now, so I’m posting some quotes from Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
Smithers: What?!!
Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!
Smithers: Oh! Of course.

Mr. Burns: “Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I’m so scared! Oooh, the Germans!”

Mr. Burns: “Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers…. Layabouts…. Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered.”

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If you did it, sir?

Mr. Burns: “Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones.”
 

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16252632293116411353 iBrett

    These quotes gave me a laugh – thanks!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17272338991372699602 Beatrice

    More like laughs I’d say. Brett keeps quoting these, particularly the first one (which is my favourite of them).