Since I’ve been on the topic of bathroom humour this month, I figured I’d share 2 more stories with you.
The first story is from a couple days ago. I was at work and I went on the elevator and there was an older Asian man already on the elevator. He gave me an odd look and when I breathed in, I could tell that he had passed gas right before I got on the elevator. We’ve all been in that situation where we do it hoping that nobody will get on the elevator, but as soon as you let it out, the elevator conveniently stops and somebody gets on. You could tell he felt very awkward about the whole situation. He rushed out of there as soon as we got to the ground level.
The second story is from a few short moments ago. I was in the bathroom and I called my cousin to ask him for the details about his concert tonight. (For those interested, he’s playing at El Mocambo, it’s on Spadina Ave. near College – http://www.panicandtherebels.com/tour/) Anyway, I figured I can call him from the bathroom and he wouldn’t know, or even if he knew, he wouldn’t care. But his step-Dad answered the phone. A few seconds into the conversation, after I told him it was me calling, I must have moved the wrong way because the automatic flush on the toilet went off. And it wasn’t one of those quick flushes. It lasted for about 20 seconds, and the whole time I couldn’t talk to him because it was so loud. After it was done flushing I told him I was embarrassed and I let him go immediately. I GOT BUSTED! He thought it was funny.