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Borat Quotes 2

I haven’t posted any quotes in a while, so I figured I’d add some humour to my normally dry website. So I decided to quote my favourite TV character, Borat. He’s F-ing hilarious! If you haven’t seen him, here’s the Best of Borat on YouTube.

Here are my favourites:

“In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.”

“There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.”

“You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his khram go hard and put in a man’s bottom?”

“But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!”

“My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet.”

“In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram.”

“Democracy is differnet in America. For example: women can vote but horse can not”

Borat

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16252632293116411353 iBrett

    These quotes are pretty funny. I saw the trailer for this film, and I originally thought it wasn’t worthy of a night out; now, I’m not so sure. Perhaps I’ll rent it. :)

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