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Febreeze anyone?

A woman grounded an American Airlines flight on Monday after lighting a match to cover up her flatulence. The plane made an emergency landing in Nashville and caused a 3 hour delay because the luggage had to be searched.

The first image that came to mind is Cousin Geoff on my couch, putting his legs up in the air and lighting up his fart. The next image that came to mind was Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. Coincidence? Geoff may concede that this is true, but he’s not afraid to tell you about the time that I once cleared 20 people from the dance floor at a club. At first I denied it on account of the bystanders nearby; but I came clean later.

I think this woman should consider carrying some febreeze in her purse or possibly consider assessing her diet.