Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

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As someone who is currently studying Chinese, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to post this joke that was sent to me today:

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes -- (READ OUT LOUD FOR FULL EFFECT)

• That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong


• Are you harboring a fugitive..................Hu Yu Hai Ding


• See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao


• Stupid Man....................................Dum Gai


• Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni


• Did you go to the beach.......................Wai Yu So Tan


• I bumped the coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Ni


• I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat


• It's Very dark in here........................Wao So Dim


• I Thought you were on a diet..................Wai Yu Mun Ching


• This is a tow away zone......................No Pah King


• Our meeting was rescheduled..................Wai Yu Kum Nao


• Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo


• He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka


• Your body odour is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu


• Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah


• I Can't believe it........................... No Fu Kin Wai