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Man Crashes Canadiens’ practice 1

A 28-year-old man crashed the Montreal Canadiens practice yesterday to try to prove he was cut out for the big leagues. He managed to get 2 shots on Canadiens’ goalie Jose Theadore before getting chased off the ice by the head coach and then escorted out by an arena worker. This is something I could ...

"You gotta Get Er Done Nort" 1

For New Years, I went to Montreal with 3 other guys to celebrate the New Year. One of the guys who came with us I had never met before, but he is a friend of my buddy who was also on the trip. His whole persona and all of his mannerisms and random comments are ...

Formula for happiness

After posting a couple articles this month on happiness, I had a conversation with a friend on the topic. She came back to me with 4 thoughts to achieving happiness. I wanted to post it here so that it stays fresh and I can let it all sink in and not get lost. I’m not ...

Celibacy contest 4

In January, I’m going to hold a contest to see who can sustain celibacy for the longest period of time. The same contest took place on the popular sitcom “Seinfeld”. The contest requires honesty on everyone’s part as there is no way to know 100% whether everyone is being truthful; so the honour system is ...

Embarrassing moments

Since I’ve been on the topic of bathroom humour this month, I figured I’d share 2 more stories with you. The first story is from a couple days ago. I was at work and I went on the elevator and there was an older Asian man already on the elevator. He gave me an odd ...

It smells like something died in here 1

Last night I did something for the first time. I’ve always wanted to do it, but I didn’t want to be “that guy”. I was in a club last night and I had a ten-minute argument with my bowels. Let’s just say that my bowels won and I took care of business inside the cozy ...

Craving Sex

Don’t get too caught up in this title; this entry is not about me thank you very much. I was having a chat on MSN with my buddy’s girlfriend. He has been backpacking Asia for the last 10 weeks, so she’s obviously dying to see him. So when he signed on and started talking to ...

Publicizing salaries 2

Could you imagine having the ability to find out the salary of any friend, co-worker or relative? Or anybody else in your country? In Finland, tax information is public, so every year when last year’s tax records become public there is a mad rush of people snooping on their friends and family to see what ...

Survival Guide for taking a dump at work 2

Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. (Thanks to Frieda for sending this one) ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash ...

Peeing on ice cubes 3

Sometimes when bars need to dispose of ice cubes, they dump them in the urinals. Nothing is more satisfying than going to a urinal and peeing on a pile of ice cubes. The ice cubes melt really fast, and it’s a good challenge to see how many cubes you can melt in one session.