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Tips for Beggars 2

I’m not a professional beggar, but I think I can do a better job than most bums that I encounter asking for money. Sometimes if I’m short on change, I will ask somebody if they can spare a dollar or two. People are very forthcoming with money if their impression of you is that you’re ...

The Dutch Oven 4

The term “Dutch Oven” is a term that makes me laugh hysterically when I hear it. Here is the meaning of the “Dutch Oven” courtesy of Wikipedia.org (Note the secondary meaning): A Dutch oven is a large metal cooking pot with a lid used for cooking special recipes. Dutch ovens can be used without an ...

Cop investigates his own crime 2

A Swedish police officer who robbed a bank and returned to the crime scene an hour later to investigate the robbery has pleaded guilty to the crime. He told reporters at the time that the police had no clues. Read the full story here When he took the whole police department out to a strip ...

You wanna fight a Pork Chop? 8

Friday night brought my buddy Mark and I an interesting encounter with a very aggressive yet entertaining Portuguese individual. He walked up to us and asked us if we’d like to buy some ‘crack’. So Mark’s ‘tongue in cheek’ reply was “No thanks, I heard crack stunts your growth”. Seeing that the ‘crack dude’ wasn’t ...

Johnny Carson quotes of the week 2

This week’s quotes of the week come from Johnny Carson who passed away on Sunday. “Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.” “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day ...

Emo Phillips quotes of the week

This week’s quotes of the week come from comedian Emo Phillips. They’re even funnier when you hear Emo’s voice and the way he talks. “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked ...

New Years Party Animal

Just got home from my New Years party not long ago. It was around 4:00AM when I got home. I thought I had a good time, but apparently there were people who had a better time than I. I came home and laying in my front yard was a drunken dude who pissed his damn ...

Most bizarre Google Searches 6

Below is the top 10 list of the most bizarre Google searches that have led to my site in 2004. Please vote for the one that you think is the most bizarre. a) “my bladder is about to burst” (Google USA) b) superman on a dirt bike (Google USA) c) history of hand dryers (Google ...

How to impress a woman at the gym

Here’s how you impress a woman at the gym:

Hot pick-up joint

For singles looking to meet new people, I always thought that going to the gym, or grocery shopping or to church was the best way to meet new people. According to a recent survey of 1,003 New Yorkers, the best place to pick up is the bookstore chain; Barnes & Noble. (Link to article) The ...