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Christmas Joke

A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. It seems like an appropriate gift; after all, they’ve only known each other three weeks. He wants something romantic, just not too personal. He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to come along to advise on hand size and color. After much ...

Lovely Voicemail

So I get into the office this morning and I have a message waiting. At first I thought it might be something important; usually when I have messages first thing in the morning, something is wrong. I listen to the message, and it’s a buddy of mine impersonating someone we know to make fun of ...

Analysis of Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off ...

Auto-Response

At work yesterday, a co-worker that sits in the cubicle next to mine was talking to me. Typically when he’s saying something to me, I can’t hear him over the noise from my fan which is usually on since the floor is very hot normally. So my normal response would be “Oh, yup, cool, mm ...

Men are like Jeeps

In response to the comment from my last posting where I compared men to women, here is an applicable quote from Elaine on Seinfeld: “The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for gettin’ around. It’s like a Jeep.”

Difference between lads and lasses

The difference between guys and girls: I have a female friend who’s going on a 2 week trip to the West US Coast. Here is her list of bathroom items (Not including her make-up). - Package of Q-Tips- Marine cleansing gel- Hair Brush- Baby Oil- “Tom’s of Maine” natural deodorant- Estee Lauder gentle eye makeup ...

Intellectual George W Quotes of the week

This week’s quotes of the week come from George W. Bush. “I THINK WE AGREE, THE PAST IS OVER.”-ON HIS MEETING WITH JOHN MCCAIN, DALLAS MORNING NEWS, MAY 10, 2000 “IT’S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT’S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT.”-REUTERS, MAY 5, 2000 “THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS NOT TO BE GOVERNOR, OR ...

Dirty Dog Saloon

I was at a bar in Hamilton last night called “Dirty Dog Saloon”. It’s a Coyote Ugly type bar where the (female) bartenders dance on top of the bar. They were tossing women’s undergarments into the crowd. Not sure if it was used underwear or not They have a website (Link) where they have profiles ...

Fat Asian Kid 1

These pictures of this chubby Asian kid are hilarious. Click the link to see all 22 images: Link

George Carlin quotes of the week

This week’s quotes of the week come from George Carlin. ‘”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?’ “Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.” “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, ...