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Febreeze anyone?

Dec

2006

A woman grounded an American Airlines flight on Monday after lighting a match to cover up her flatulence. The plane made an emergency landing in Nashville and caused a 3 hour delay because the luggage had to be searched. The first image that came to mind is Cousin Geoff on my couch, putting his legs ...

Welcome to the Jungle 3

Nov

2006

We took my sister out to her favourite club last night. It might just be the last club in the world that plays Motley Crew, Bon Jovi, Guns & Roses, AC/DC and Deep Purple. I’m not denying that other clubs play this music, but who’s really going to show up to head bang to 80′s ...

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

Nov

2006

I bet you had the same confused look on your face as I did when I saw this headline. My conclusion was that it could only mean one thing. But my curiousity still forced me to click the link to see it for myself. A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon ...

2 days later, The $252.92 Idiot 2

Nov

2006

I’m probably the biggest idiot I’ve ever met. On Sunday evening I came back from watching a movie with my little brother. I parked my car out front of my building on the street because I was supposed to meet up with a buddy shortly after and I wanted to avoid the parking garage to ...

Spare a penny or two? Or 53 million?

Oct

2006

A buddy of mine from work was getting money out of the bank machine a little while ago and he happened to take notice to a transaction receipt with an unfathomable chequing account balance. Someone had taken $280 out of their chequing account, bringing their account balance to a whopping $532,267.75 Check out the actual ...

Free Mature porn homemade videos? 17

Sep

2006

I did a search on Google earlier today for “Enterprise Portal comparisons”. The 4th result that came back was “Mature Porn homemade videos”. This was the only result in the top 10 that had absolutely nothing to do with Enterprise Portals, so I found it strange that this link came back. Then I was thinking ...

Borat Quotes 2

Sep

2006

I haven’t posted any quotes in a while, so I figured I’d add some humour to my normally dry website. So I decided to quote my favourite TV character, Borat. He’s F-ing hilarious! If you haven’t seen him, here’s the Best of Borat on YouTube. Here are my favourites: “In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: ...

The Courtesy Flush

Aug

2006

I was in the bathroom yesterday and the man in the stall next to me flushed the toilet 4 times in the span of only about 3 minutes while he was still sitting down. My intuition told me that he was doing the “Courtesy Flush” in order to attempt to eradicate the foul smell spewing ...

Clubbing Cabbie

Aug

2006

On Saturday night Han and I were in a cab after the 311 and Rebel Emergency concert, and we were fortunate to be taxied by a very unique and entertaining cab driver. He was probably somewhere in his forties, slightly chubby and appeared to be of East Indian descent. The music he was playing in ...

The Straight Dope

Jul

2006

A while back my buddy Tim introduced me to “The Straight Dope“. It’s a newspaper column by Cecil Adams where he answers factual question asked by his readers on ANY topic. Cecil himself is a mysterious person. His website claims he’s the world’s most intelligent human being and he also claims that he’s never had ...