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Helping someone move 4

This sounds like something from a Seinfeld episode, but I’m going to ask the question. How well do you have to know somebody before you can ask them to help you move? I went to a hockey tournament in Montreal a few weeks ago, and I only knew 1 person on the hockey team pre-weekend. ...

Special High Intensity Training memo

TO: All Employees From: Management Subject: Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If ...

Picture of Me

I leave my buddy Tim with my computer for 10 minutes, and when I go back on my computer, I realize my MSN picture has changed. Here is the picture that Tim set as my MSN image:

Charles Montgomery Burns quotes 2

I’m in a Simpson’s mood right now, so I’m posting some quotes from Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. Mr. Burns: “Ooh, ...

I told you so! 4

Went out for dinner tonight with a girl, and when we were walking toward the restaurant, I noticed a man sitting on a park bench chatting on his cell phone that resembled the recent Prime Minister candidate Jack Layton. I then also noticed that the lady he was with was also on her cell phone ...

Frugal, not cheap! 2

I want to clear something up. Being cheap is much different than being frugal, and I take offense when I’m called cheap. Frugal implies absence of luxury and simplicity of lifestyle whereas being cheap implies always looking to pay for something below it’s value. I see myself as the type of person that cuts out ...

Double Washing

Why is it that every time I go to the washroom of a restaurant to wash my hands before dinner, I finish washing my hands and all of the sudden I have to take a leak. So then I take my leak and I have to wash my hands again. Before entering the bathroom, there ...

Donny Dumbsfeld brain dead? 1

Is Donald Rumsfeld brain dead? At a regional security conference in Singapore, Donald Rumsfeld has warned China about its military buildup, stating that China is spending more than its leaders acknowledge, expanding its missile capabilities and developing advanced military technology. China now has the world’s third-largest military budget, he said, behind the United States and ...

29 Days

Many people in the world are good people inside, but sometimes there is a shell on the outside that blurs their true colours. Often times, all it takes is finding a person that brings the best of them out to break the shell. It’s often very difficult to find that person and many people never ...

Why do we sing in the shower? 1

I was trying to figure out why people sing in the shower, and I have two theories. It’s either because our voices sound better above the running water, or it’s because of the echo that the tiled walls provide. I’m pretty sure it’s because of the noise from the running water. People don’t typically sing ...