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Analysis of Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off ...

Auto-Response

At work yesterday, a co-worker that sits in the cubicle next to mine was talking to me. Typically when he’s saying something to me, I can’t hear him over the noise from my fan which is usually on since the floor is very hot normally. So my normal response would be “Oh, yup, cool, mm ...

Men are like Jeeps

In response to the comment from my last posting where I compared men to women, here is an applicable quote from Elaine on Seinfeld: “The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for gettin’ around. It’s like a Jeep.”

Difference between lads and lasses

The difference between guys and girls: I have a female friend who’s going on a 2 week trip to the West US Coast. Here is her list of bathroom items (Not including her make-up). - Package of Q-Tips- Marine cleansing gel- Hair Brush- Baby Oil- “Tom’s of Maine” natural deodorant- Estee Lauder gentle eye makeup ...

Intellectual George W Quotes of the week

This week’s quotes of the week come from George W. Bush. “I THINK WE AGREE, THE PAST IS OVER.”-ON HIS MEETING WITH JOHN MCCAIN, DALLAS MORNING NEWS, MAY 10, 2000 “IT’S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT’S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT.”-REUTERS, MAY 5, 2000 “THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS NOT TO BE GOVERNOR, OR ...

Dirty Dog Saloon

I was at a bar in Hamilton last night called “Dirty Dog Saloon”. It’s a Coyote Ugly type bar where the (female) bartenders dance on top of the bar. They were tossing women’s undergarments into the crowd. Not sure if it was used underwear or not They have a website (Link) where they have profiles ...

Matthew Good – 21st Century Living

I’m a fan of Matthew Good, so I wanted to share his lyrics from his song “21st Century Living”. You know, today I was asked only one questionOne question all dayDo you know what that was?“Do you want this supersized?”Come to think of it, I’d like the whole fucking world supersized Supersize gunsSupersize planesSupersize satellitesThink ...

Fat Asian Kid 1

These pictures of this chubby Asian kid are hilarious. Click the link to see all 22 images: Link

Early 1900′s Advertisement

While renovating our house last week, we found a very old advertisement/post card for an Auto Garage in between the walls of the house. It looks like it’s from the early 1900′s. When Ned was doing the drywall, he found a Newspaper from Thursday February 7th, 1912. I had no idea our house was that ...

Anti-American Government, NOT Anti-American 4

I would like to clear something up with my American friends. I was reading a CNN article this morning about Bush visiting Canada, and here is a quote from the article: “President Bush’s trip North of the border will be akin to a polite dance where he’ll try to avoid missteps that could create more ...