Matthew Good – 21st Century Living
I’m a fan of Matthew Good, so I wanted to share his lyrics from his song “21st Century Living”. You know, today I was asked only one questionOne question all dayDo you know what that was?“Do you want this supersized?”Come to think of it, I’d like the whole fucking world supersized Supersize gunsSupersize planesSupersize satellitesThink ...
Fat Asian Kid 1
These pictures of this chubby Asian kid are hilarious. Click the link to see all 22 images: Link
Early 1900’s Advertisement
While renovating our house last week, we found a very old advertisement/post card for an Auto Garage in between the walls of the house. It looks like it’s from the early 1900’s. When Ned was doing the drywall, he found a Newspaper from Thursday February 7th, 1912. I had no idea our house was that ...
Anti-American Government, NOT Anti-American 4
I would like to clear something up with my American friends. I was reading a CNN article this morning about Bush visiting Canada, and here is a quote from the article: “President Bush’s trip North of the border will be akin to a polite dance where he’ll try to avoid missteps that could create more ...
George Carlin quotes of the week
This week’s quotes of the week come from George Carlin. ‘”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?’ “Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.” “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, ...
Hacky-sack hat 1
Every time I see one of these Rasta hats, I think to myself: “Why on earth would anyone want to wear a big giant hacky sack on their head?” I don’t know who decided these hats are cool, but to me they are definitely not cool.
Tommy Bobble-head
My brother Tom has a bobble head of NHL Goalie Martin Brodeur in his room. It was given to him by his friend a long time ago because it kinda looks like him. Tell me if you think it resembles Tom or not, the picture I posted is a couple years old though. I think ...
Grand entrance
Yesterday morning, our department had a “Town Hall” meeting where the entire department gathers together. I set my alarm clock for 7:30, slept through it and didn’t wake up until 8:30. It wasn’t until after I got out of the shower that I remembered the meeting (It was 8:45 by this time). I knew they ...
Who needs a weather forecast?
Instead of checking the weather forecast to see if it’s going to rain, all I need to do is to look out my back window. My next-door neighbors occasionally put their clothes on a line outside. But they seem to do it only when it’s either raining or when it’s going to rain. It also ...
Office annoyances
I am so annoyed right now. For almost 10 minutes straight, all I could hear was constant rapid clicking of the mouse coming from a cubicle near mine. I couldn’t understand why somebody would be clicking so fast for so long. What piece of software can possibly require someone to go into a clicking frenzy? ...