Zorro Underwear 6
The first time I saw my brother Tom with his “Zorro” underwear, I was on the floor laughing. I don’t know what the Z is actually supposed to stand for, but I like to call them his Zorro underwear. Tomorrow I’ll post a picture of his Wonderwoman underwear 😉
Dumb thief 2
Some thieves are really dumb. I walked up to my Jeep this morning and the plastic window was unzipped and when I opened my door the faceplate from my stereo was sitting on my seat and there were little pieces of broken plastic and bent metal all over my car. My glove box was also ...
Forty Year-Old Virgin 2
Thanks for this one Tommy Boy. Hey, he kinda looks like you Tom! Does that tell you something??
Helping someone move 4
This sounds like something from a Seinfeld episode, but I’m going to ask the question. How well do you have to know somebody before you can ask them to help you move? I went to a hockey tournament in Montreal a few weeks ago, and I only knew 1 person on the hockey team pre-weekend. ...
Special High Intensity Training memo
TO: All Employees From: Management Subject: Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If ...
Picture of Me
I leave my buddy Tim with my computer for 10 minutes, and when I go back on my computer, I realize my MSN picture has changed. Here is the picture that Tim set as my MSN image:
Charles Montgomery Burns quotes 2
I’m in a Simpson’s mood right now, so I’m posting some quotes from Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. Mr. Burns: “Ooh, ...
Double Washing
Why is it that every time I go to the washroom of a restaurant to wash my hands before dinner, I finish washing my hands and all of the sudden I have to take a leak. So then I take my leak and I have to wash my hands again. Before entering the bathroom, there ...
Why do we sing in the shower? 1
I was trying to figure out why people sing in the shower, and I have two theories. It’s either because our voices sound better above the running water, or it’s because of the echo that the tiled walls provide. I’m pretty sure it’s because of the noise from the running water. People don’t typically sing ...
Party Cougs 2
My buddy Mike and I went to an Irish Pub with a patio for lunch today on account of the beautiful weather. As a result of the beautiful weather, there wasn’t any seating available on the patio and there was a 30-40 minute wait to get a seat. So on account of 2 ladies looking ...