Any read is interesting on the crapper 5
It’s always nice to have something to read when sitting on the John. Due to the lack of reading materials in my bathroom, I’ve noticed myself lately reading the back label on the Shampoo bottle. It’s interesting to read the directions on the bottle of Herbal Essences. It reads: “Massage into wet hair and indulge ...
Chinese men’s penises not inferior 3
Contrary to popular belief, Chinese men’s penises are no smaller than those of westerner’s according to a recent Hong Kong study. The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches ...
Taste over hunger 17
Have you ever been eating something and even though your hunger has subsided, you still eat because you love the taste so much? Well I had a late dinner this evening, around 9:30PM, and I hadn’t eaten since I ate a sandwich for lunch around 3:00PM, so I was pretty hungry. The idea was that ...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard 4
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re ...
My Last Words 6
As everyone is already aware, the Pope has passed away this weekend. According to an account published in an Italian Newspaper, the Pope’s last word was “amen“. After reading this, I wondered what my last words would be, so I put together a top 5 list. Vote for your favourite. 1. F#ckin A 2. Latez ...
Bush thanks Dad for creating Osama, Saddam 1
… I came across this article today, very entertaining. BUSH THANKS DAD FOR CREATING OSAMA, SADDAMHopeful Current Columbia Policy Will Create Future “Enemies”Full Story CRAWFORD, TEXAS – Responding to soaring approval ratings following Operation Iraqi Freedom, President George W. Bush called his father, former President Bush, and thanked him for building Sadam Hussein and Osama ...
The Fat Dutch Kid 9
Have you ever talked to someone online with a webcam before? Check out this fat dutch kid video. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the net. It might even be funnier than the Start Wars kid that was floating around the Internet a few months back Click Here for the Video
Little Johnny Joke
I’m sure you’ve all seen the Little Johnny jokes floating around through email over the years. Here’s a new one I received recently. Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. ...
Happy V-Day 2
I just returned from a 3 night trip to Montreal, Quebec. I brought my buddy Steve and we were visiting my other buddy Tim. Tim is working as a consulting there for a couple months, so we stayed in his company paid hotel room. It was a lot of fun, but it’s very cold there. ...
Rugby Fan cuts off own testicles 4
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team defeated England in a rugby match. 26 year-old Geoff Huish was so convinced that his team would be defeated, he told friends “If Wales wins I’ll cut my balls off”. They thought he was joking but he went home after the match, severed ...