Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male…. Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male… Leaving a note before taking off on ...
10 Random questions 2
– Why is bathroom chat always so awkward with people at work?– Why do I always peek through the cracks of the bathroom stall to see who’s entering?– Why do I always wait until my last pair of socks or underwear to do my laundry?– How is it that Bon Jovi can charge $80 for ...
Man Crashes Canadiens’ practice 1
A 28-year-old man crashed the Montreal Canadiens practice yesterday to try to prove he was cut out for the big leagues. He managed to get 2 shots on Canadiens’ goalie Jose Theadore before getting chased off the ice by the head coach and then escorted out by an arena worker. This is something I could ...
"You gotta Get Er Done Nort" 1
For New Years, I went to Montreal with 3 other guys to celebrate the New Year. One of the guys who came with us I had never met before, but he is a friend of my buddy who was also on the trip. His whole persona and all of his mannerisms and random comments are ...
Celibacy contest 4
In January, I’m going to hold a contest to see who can sustain celibacy for the longest period of time. The same contest took place on the popular sitcom “Seinfeld”. The contest requires honesty on everyone’s part as there is no way to know 100% whether everyone is being truthful; so the honour system is ...
Mini tow trucks
In my apartment building a notice was posted on the wall. It was a warning that cars parked in the underground parking garage need to have a sticker. It also stated that cars that don’t have stickers will be towed. Since I park my car down there, I’m very familiar with the parking garage, and ...
Election Time
With the for-coming elections in Canada, I figured I’d share some funny pictures that I stole from Rick Mercer’s blog. If you’re not familiar with him, Rick Mercer has a show the “Rick Mercer Report” which airs on CBC on Tuesdays at 8PM. visit Rick’s blog for many more of these parody photographs.
Bad Driver
I was driving my car this evening and when I pulled out onto the road I ended up driving behind an SUV that was driving very slowly. He eventually pulled over to the right, so I started to pass him on the left. Just as I started to pass him he pulled a U-Turn right ...
Drive-thru bank machine 1
This one comes from Shahirose: A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, ...
Embarrassing moments
Since I’ve been on the topic of bathroom humour this month, I figured I’d share 2 more stories with you. The first story is from a couple days ago. I was at work and I went on the elevator and there was an older Asian man already on the elevator. He gave me an odd ...