George Carlin quotes of the week
This week’s quotes of the week come from George Carlin. ‘”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?’ “Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.” “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, ...
Hacky-sack hat 1
Every time I see one of these Rasta hats, I think to myself: “Why on earth would anyone want to wear a big giant hacky sack on their head?” I don’t know who decided these hats are cool, but to me they are definitely not cool.
Tommy Bobble-head
My brother Tom has a bobble head of NHL Goalie Martin Brodeur in his room. It was given to him by his friend a long time ago because it kinda looks like him. Tell me if you think it resembles Tom or not, the picture I posted is a couple years old though. I think ...
Grand entrance
Yesterday morning, our department had a “Town Hall” meeting where the entire department gathers together. I set my alarm clock for 7:30, slept through it and didn’t wake up until 8:30. It wasn’t until after I got out of the shower that I remembered the meeting (It was 8:45 by this time). I knew they ...
Who needs a weather forecast?
Instead of checking the weather forecast to see if it’s going to rain, all I need to do is to look out my back window. My next-door neighbors occasionally put their clothes on a line outside. But they seem to do it only when it’s either raining or when it’s going to rain. It also ...
Office annoyances
I am so annoyed right now. For almost 10 minutes straight, all I could hear was constant rapid clicking of the mouse coming from a cubicle near mine. I couldn’t understand why somebody would be clicking so fast for so long. What piece of software can possibly require someone to go into a clicking frenzy? ...
Dumb thieves leave empty handed
Balaclava-wearing thieves attempted unsuccessfully to kick in an unlocked sliding door at an Australian seafood restaurant they were attempting to rob. The sign on the door said “Slide”, but they obviously were incapable of reading it. Link to the article: link
Jim’s Hot Friend
You have all seen postings from “Jim’s Hot Friend”. Well here is a picture of “Jim’s Hot Friend”. His real name is Tim, and anyone that knows him knows that he likes to work out his upper body. Look at this sexy man:
NYC to London in 30 minutes?
NASA has set a new record in flight speed, reaching close to 7000MPH in an unmanned 12 foot long X-43A supersonic combustion ramjet. Could you imagine flying from New York City to London in 30 minutes? Link to the article: Link
Winston Churchill quotes of the week
This week’s quotes of the week come from Winston Churchill and they illustrate the mood I’m in this evening. “History will be kind to me for I intend to write it”. “Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides ...