Taxi Honk Calculator

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A recent statistically inaccurate and socially irrelevant Urban Country study has found that clothing affects the number of honks received by a taxi driver on a typical 20-minute walk to work by a typical male urban professional.

Among other important findings, the Urban Country study concluded the following:

• While wearing jeans, the urban professional will receive an average of 1 honk from taxi drivers on his 20-minute walk to work.
• While sporting dress pants and “business casual” attire, the urban professional will receive an average of 3 honks on his commute.
• While styling in a business suit, the urban professional will receive an average of 6 honks as well as he occasional “flash” from a passing car.
• While wearing no pants, the urban professional will receive 2 date propositions, 1 lululemon gift certificate, and 3 indecent exposure fines.

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