A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. It seems like an appropriate gift; after all, they’ve only known each other three weeks. He wants something romantic, just not too personal. He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to come along to advise on hand size and color. After much consideration, he buys a pair of white gloves at Eaton’s. The sister picks up a pair of panties for her self. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels. The kid sister gets the gloves, the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties. Without checking, the guy rushes the suspect gift on to his sweetie.
But first he writes and attaches a loving and helpful note:
Merry Christmas!
I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’s been wearing for the last three weeks. They were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put these on you the first time. There’s no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
I hope you think of me. When you take them off, remember to blow inside before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Christmas Eve.
PS. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.