This week’s quotes of the week come from Johnny Carson who passed away on Sunday.
“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“When turkeys mate they think of swans.”
i liked the turkey one.. those are some fugly birds.
I agree, the turkey/swan joke is pretty damn funny.