After lunch today I was walking back to work with some friends along the sidewalk and I sneezed a huge sneeze. There was a large volume of gooey green snot hanging about 7 inches down from my nose. I had to think and act quickly because it wasn’t going to release from my nose easily, and I didn’t want to wipe and get it all over my hands. So I quickly plugged my left nostril and did the farmer’s blow onto the ground near a tree on the sidewalk. After the farmer’s blow I looked around and there were about 4 or 5 people walking behind us, and one couple that saw the whole event go down had a disgusted look on their face. I was laughing my head off as were my friends, it was quite disgusting and embarrassing.
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but very, very funny.