I had an anonymous friend who was in town at the beer festival with his friends on Saturday. After he was done at the beer festival he had too much to drink to drive his car, so I met up with him and drove it for him. As I was buckling up my seatbelt, he told met that the car had no brakes. So I figured the brakes weren’t working well, or there were no pads left. Sure enough when I step on the brakes, almost nothing happens. The car eventually comes to a complete stop. I couldn’t even believe he has been driving this car like that for the last couple weeks.
Anyway, so as I’m driving down Queen Street (with no brakes), I would downshift to first gear in order to slow the car down. I’m driving along and I notice my friend is sticking his head out the window yelling and having a good time. I concentrate on driving and about 15 seconds later he pokes his head down through the sunroof and says “Hey guys”. The crazy bastard climbed out the window of the car while I was driving 30KM/h and was lying on his belly on top of the car looking down through the sunroof! I couldn’t believe it, it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time. His girlfriend yelled at him and told him to get back into the car, so he obeyed.