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Anchorman quotes of the week 7

After 2 months of repeadedly spewing out Anchorman quotes, I’ve finally decide to post them here. Brick is my favourite character in the movie; every time I see him I burst out laughing.

Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Veronica Corningstone: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] Ugh… it smells like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food!

Ron Burgundy: It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.

Brick Tamland: [struggling] The… party. With the… with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Brick Tamland: That’s it.

Brick Tamland: I drank a lava lamp. It wasn’t lava.

Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer.

Spanish Anchor (Ben Stiller): Como estas, bitches?

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I’ve already done one of those today, so what’s the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] … Screwing?

… thought I’d also post this:


7 thoughts on “Anchorman quotes of the week

  1. iBrett May 2,2005 1:42 am

    I haven’t seen Anchorman, but I’ve heard it’s really good. Despite not seeing the film, I have to say that Veronica’s quote, about fighting, screwing and reading the news, at the end of your post is awesome.

    I might just go out and rent this film!

  2. adinaloki May 2,2005 5:11 pm

    I like it when they’re all screaming about a female reporter being a ridiculus idea or whatever and Brick shouts “I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE SCREAMING ABOUT!!!”

    hehehe…also couldnt help but notice Decemberists as your first music choice as thats what im listening to right now! Good taste!

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