Black magic and more 2
When I was a kid, I used to love doing magic tricks. I knew a few card tricks, and I even had my own Houdini kits. A couple weeks ago I went to my cousin Geoff’s place to hang out, and there were a few guys from his band there. When I got there they ...
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
These are classics. I picked my favourite 11. 1. To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?” You can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.” 2. Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. ...
Maple Leaf fever (or flu)
The Toronto Maple Leafs haven’t been so hot this year, and they are on the verge of not making the playoffs, unless they can pull off a miracle. They haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967, so fans have been very patient with their team. I think most fans gave up on the Leafs a ...
West Coast pillow fight 1
A buddy of mine that lives in Vancouver heard about a scheduled public pillow fight and he managed to take a photo and a video of it when roller blading by. Apparently what happens is there are these postings online that tell people to go to a central location for a pillow fight, and when ...
Wal Mart lawsuits 1
I learned an interesting fact in school tonight. According to my textbook and this article Wal-Mart was sued 4,851 times in 2000. That means that an average of once every 2 hours every day of the year. They have been sued for some strange things such as people being abducted from the Wal-Mart parking lot, ...
My first painting 4
When I was moving into the new place, I was going through some of my personal stuff and I found some drawings that I did back in 1994 when I was 14 years-old. I haven’t really done any drawings since then, so I figured a good way to decorate the new place would be to ...
Loft ear plugs 2
Lofts should come with ear plugs. I’m very pissed right now. My brother asked me earlier if he could have a couple buddies come over after work to play XBox for a couple hours. I figured they’d be gone by 2:30AM or 3AM at the latest. It’s 4:15AM now and I haven’t slept for 5 ...
Techie Talk
A major aspect of my work is dealing with technology, but it’s not too often I write about technology on my website. I think my website helps to get my mind off work/technology when I need a break from it. Well today’s entry is about technology (sort of). Yesterday, a Project Manager from work came ...
Bush on a tear
There is no stopping this Texas cowboy. He is on a rampage and his global bullying policy isn’t stopping with Iraq. Even while Iraq is escalating into a potential civil war, the US debt is reaching an all-time high; Bush is still spewing his venomous threats toward Iran. Bush preaches using diplomacy to resolve the ...
Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards
Looking back over the years that we’ve been together,I can’t help but wonder…“What the hell was I thinking?” Congratulations on your wedding day!Too bad no one likes your husband. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.I never believed in Hell until I met you. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & ...