Cop investigates his own crime 2
A Swedish police officer who robbed a bank and returned to the crime scene an hour later to investigate the robbery has pleaded guilty to the crime. He told reporters at the time that the police had no clues. Read the full story here When he took the whole police department out to a strip ...
You wanna fight a Pork Chop? 8
Friday night brought my buddy Mark and I an interesting encounter with a very aggressive yet entertaining Portuguese individual. He walked up to us and asked us if we’d like to buy some ‘crack’. So Mark’s ‘tongue in cheek’ reply was “No thanks, I heard crack stunts your growth”. Seeing that the ‘crack dude’ wasn’t ...
Drawing of me! 1
Here is an artist’s rendition of me. It was drawn by a fellow blogger “Godsmack”. Click here to view her site. Do you think it looks more like me or Michael Jackson? 😉
Road Rage
While waiting for the streetcar on my way into work today, there were some construction guys that were blocking the road from letting cars by. So after about 2 minutes of waiting, an older man in an SUV laid his hand down on the horn and didn’t let up for a count of about 30 ...
Sleep talking 5
Have you ever woken someone up, and they start talking to you about the things that they are currently dreaming about? I woke my brother up last night when his friend called him, and here was our conversation: Tom “Is it okay if I put this here?” (Pointing at his bed).Jim “Is it okay if ...
My bizarro world 3
A strange coincidence happened to me today. When I was leaving work, the battery in my Jeep was dead, so I asked a lady nearby if she could help me. She was very friendly and helpful, and spent about 15 minutes with me to get my battery charged up enough to start. I noticed that ...
ANYWAYS IS BAD GRAMMAR!
I’m getting sick and tired of everyone using the slang word “Anyways”. It’s very bad grammar to use this constantly, and it really annoys me after a while. I don’t think it should ever be used, but if you are to use it, it should only be used to change the topic. Example: (This is ...
New Years Party Animal
Just got home from my New Years party not long ago. It was around 4:00AM when I got home. I thought I had a good time, but apparently there were people who had a better time than I. I came home and laying in my front yard was a drunken dude who pissed his damn ...
Most bizarre Google Searches 6
Below is the top 10 list of the most bizarre Google searches that have led to my site in 2004. Please vote for the one that you think is the most bizarre. a) “my bladder is about to burst” (Google USA) b) superman on a dirt bike (Google USA) c) history of hand dryers (Google ...
How to impress a woman at the gym
Here’s how you impress a woman at the gym: