After 2 months of repeadedly spewing out Anchorman quotes, I’ve finally decide to post them here. Brick is my favourite character in the movie; every time I see him I burst out laughing.
Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Veronica Corningstone: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] Ugh… it smells like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food!
Ron Burgundy: It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The… party. With the… with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Brick Tamland: That’s it.
Brick Tamland: I drank a lava lamp. It wasn’t lava.
Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer.
Spanish Anchor (Ben Stiller): Como estas, bitches?
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I’ve already done one of those today, so what’s the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] … Screwing?
… thought I’d also post this: